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PostSubject: Three Ugly Filipinos   Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:32 pm

There were these 3 Filipino girls, and they were the ugliest Filipino girls ever! They finally got so tired of being ugly that they decide to go to the doctor's for help. The doctor looks at them and says, "Well, this is a tough one, but this is what you have to do; jump into a river and say the name of someone you think is beautiful and you will look exactly like that person."

So the first one goes and says "Britney Spears" and when she gets out of the water she looked just like Britney Spears.

Then the second one went and she said "Alyssa Milano" and became Alyssa Milano.

Then came the third one... When she jumped into the river (being so terrified of swimming) said "AY TA-E!" (means shit)
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:41 pm

AW TAE JUD MAS NAG PANGIT HINUON SYA
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:50 pm

mas pangit ka
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:45 pm

kawawang nilalang...tsk tsk tsk...
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:49 pm

wahh! grbe nmn un.. tae eh.
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:05 pm

HAHAHA!! naging tae hehe
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:15 pm

tsk tsk tsk tsk... buti na lang di nya na sigaw is "Ay!bi*at sa kabaw!"
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:18 pm

wahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:02 am

Hahaha! Laina uy, tae imong nawong. Razz Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:49 pm

kawawa..
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:40 am

luuya ui.. haha
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:18 pm

wawa. haha
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:27 pm

tsk.. damn it!,
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:58 pm

Kaluuy naman nun.
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PostSubject: Re: Three Ugly Filipinos   Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:29 pm

hehehehehe..wawa naman ng face nya..
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