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Chuunin
Age : 99
Joined : 24 Jun 2008
Posts : 15
Location : NemraC HtroN OtabatoC
|  Subject: Pinoy In Heaven™  Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:43 pm | |
| A Filipino man died and went to heaven. Before he could enter the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter had to ask him three questions.
The first one Saint Peter asked was, "How many days are there in a week?"
The Filipino man answered, "Three. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow."
The second question Peter asked was, "Can you use yellow, pink and green in one sentence?"
The man answered, "Of course... The phone greens, I pink it up and say Yellow!!"
The last question Peter asked the Filipino man what GOD's name was.
He replied, "Howard... as in 'our father howard be thy name...'" |
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aime dhannielle
Special Jounin
Age : 22
Joined : 26 Apr 2008
Posts : 723
Location : city of fruits and highland springs
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy In Heaven™ Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:07 pm | |
| weeeeeeeeeee  |
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Unholy
Hokage
Age : 18
Joined : 05 Jan 2008
Posts : 2747
Location : Venus
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy In Heaven™ Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:42 pm | |
| haha.
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IGN: Paula
Class: Force Archer
Server: Venus
Level: 110
Skill Level: G. Master
Guild: EvolutioN
Nation: Capella
"The sniper that fires deadly force shots that cut through the wind"
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exhaustedprayer
Hokage
Age : 21
Joined : 22 Nov 2007
Posts : 2374
Location : -=kAbACaN=-
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy In Heaven™ Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:22 pm | |
| wow my new member hehehhe
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i never know how much it costs
to see my sins upon that cross.. |
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aime dhannielle
Special Jounin
Age : 22
Joined : 26 Apr 2008
Posts : 723
Location : city of fruits and highland springs
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy In Heaven™ Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:33 am | |
| hikhik
tawa nlng aq!!!!! |
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