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master.jhe
Anbu Assasin
 
Age : 20
Joined : 18 Dec 2007
Posts : 144
Location : Meycauayan Bulacan
 |  Subject: payabangan..  Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:15 am | |
| Sa isang bar, tatlong lalaking sobrang lasing ang nagpapayabangan tungkol doon sa mga pamilya nila.
1st Lasing: Apat ang anak namin, isa pa at may Bastketball Team na kami!
2nd Lasing: Wala 'yan, sampu ang anak namin, isa pa at may Soccer Team na kami!
3rd Lasing: (Hic) Wala pala kayong ibubuga sa akin. Labing-pito ang
asawa ko, isa pa at makakabuo na ako ng 18 Holes Golf Course!!
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GrungerO
gfx crew
 
Age : 23
Joined : 05 Jun 2007
Posts : 6445
Location : Konoha
| | Subject: Re: payabangan.. Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:33 pm | |
| Pare ok yung joke mo pero kung anak man lang ang pag-uusapan, wala yan sa LOLO ko!
30 ang anak pare!
Anak ng kanyang aso!
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Belot
Hokage
Age : 23
Joined : 12 Jun 2007
Posts : 5199
Location : Rio Grande St. Kabacan, Cotabato ^_^
| | Subject: Re: payabangan.. Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:10 pm | |
| nahawaan kna paLa ni carLson ngaun mund?? hik hik hik
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MarilynManson
Anbu
 
Age : 98
Joined : 28 Jun 2007
Posts : 280
Location : City Of Stone KaBacan!
| | Subject: Re: payabangan.. Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:42 pm | |
| jajaja
ganda ng jokes...
whahahahahahaha
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bj_0921
Anbu Assasin
 
Age : 25
Joined : 25 Jan 2008
Posts : 171
| | Subject: Re: payabangan.. Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:39 pm | |
| | ahahahha.... dagdagan nyo pah |
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"KyU-Fe"
Raikage
Age : 20
Joined : 30 Oct 2007
Posts : 1239
Location : K A B A C A N
| | Subject: Re: payabangan.. Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:59 pm | |
| ahahaha Enjoy damihan pa dapat.. ahehehe
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streetvision
Anbu
 
Age : 34
Joined : 18 Oct 2007
Posts : 390
Location : taiwan, philippines
| | Subject: married Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:23 am | |
| 3 lalake sa bar.. isang australian, isang german at pinoy:
1. australian>> hey waiter reme martin single..
2. german>> waiter carlo rossi double plss...
3. pinoy>> yati pa ila-ila pa diay bago mu order...
a waiter pedro magdadaro married!!!
hehehe la lang... |
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streetvision
Anbu
Age : 34
Joined : 18 Oct 2007
Posts : 390
Location : taiwan, philippines
| | Subject: 20 inch penis Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:35 am | |
| a guy with 25 inch penis want to make to make it smaller coz all girls are scared of him..
he went to a doctor for consultation.. said the doctor, i cant do it sir, i cant make that thing smaller like you wanted...
then the man went to a wichdoctor and said, sir i want to make my penis smaller... the wichdoctor said to the guy if you want to make your penis go smaller, go to the forest and find a frog who speaks.. and ask the frog "will you marry me frog!!" if he answers "no" your penis will go small at about 5 inches... so he goes..
in the forest.. he found the frog then asked frog will you marry me? the frogh replied no! then as expected his penis shrink about 5 inches.. kapoy english.. then sabi ng guy ok ah isa pa nga para 20 inches nlang.. frog will you marry me? sabi ng frog, no!! as expectedn lumiit.. pero d pa nakontento tinanong nya ulit will you mary me? sabi ng frog no! eh d 15 inches nlang natira.. sabi nya parang malaki pa man isa pa para tamang tama d na matatakot mga babae sakin... then last he asked the frog, "frog will you marry me?" the frog said how many times do ihave to tell you!! "NO" "NO" "NO"... hahaha anu sa tingin nyo ok ba ang kinalabasan nya? |
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streetvision
Anbu
Age : 34
Joined : 18 Oct 2007
Posts : 390
Location : taiwan, philippines
| | Subject: last!! Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:37 am | |
| | wag na bka magalit c james!! hehehe peace |
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exhaustedprayer
Hokage
Age : 22
Joined : 22 Nov 2007
Posts : 2398
Location : -=kAbACaN=-
| | Subject: Re: payabangan.. Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:10 pm | |
| mahahaba. . . pero ok lng maganda. . . 
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pao-pao
Hokage
 
Age : 18
Joined : 05 Jan 2008
Posts : 2619
Location : Venus
| | Subject: Re: payabangan.. Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:15 am | |
| haha..ayos to ah..astig ung kay gold..
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Server: Venus
Level: 155
Sword Rank: Transcender
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Nation: Capella
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ComputerVoltageRegulator
Hokage
Age : 21
Joined : 14 Jan 2008
Posts : 4473
Location : La Verna
| | Subject: Re: payabangan.. Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:16 pm | |
| hahaha..loko..
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hudas25
Anbu Assasin
Age : 22
Joined : 22 Jan 2008
Posts : 83
Location : engineering
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dYun0n3
Jounin
 
Age : 17
Joined : 23 Feb 2008
Posts : 685
Location : h0uSing..uLs
| | Subject: Re: payabangan.. Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:05 pm | |
| nyak
dehins ko nman nagetz cnbi ni hudas |
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streetvision
Anbu
Age : 34
Joined : 18 Oct 2007
Posts : 390
Location : taiwan, philippines
| | Subject: payabangan.. Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:44 pm | |
| | punchlone nya yung kamitis ahahahaha |
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