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PostSubject: Miss Universe Pageant™   Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:38 pm
The SETTING: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

THE FINALISTS:

Ms. America
Ms. Spain
Ms. Britain
Ms. Iran
Ms. India
Ms. Philippines
QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that , male organs in America are like gentlemen.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.

(Applause...Applause)
QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

(Applause....Applause)
QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance.

(Applause...Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. IRAN: Well. I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

QUESTION: And why do you say that?

MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door.

(Applause...Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a laborer.QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. INDIA: Because it works day & night.

(Applause...Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh... well, opcors, hihihi... I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!

QUESTION: Chismis?

MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry... it's ano, ahh kuwan... it means GOSSIP in our language.

QUESTION: Hmm... interesting comparison. And why do you say that?

MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy... dyahe! Hihihi! Kasi... I mean... Because... it passes from mouth to mouth.

(STANDING OVATION!)
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PostSubject: Re: Miss Universe Pageant™   Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:42 pm
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PostSubject: Re: Miss Universe Pageant™   Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:38 pm
Wahahahahaa! Ayus to ah! Applause applause!
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PostSubject: Re: Miss Universe Pageant™   Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:30 pm
aww..
bkt puro manyak^^ hehe
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PostSubject: Re: Miss Universe Pageant™   Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:33 pm
hahaha. galing tlga ng pinoy sa mga kwento2.
hahah!
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Location : kabacan,but i'm from kidapawan city

PostSubject: Re: Miss Universe Pageant™   Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:05 pm
aw sama naman nun ??? anu kaya ang lasa??
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