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mae
Anbu Assasin
 
Age : 23
Joined : 24 Jun 2007
Posts : 118
 |  Subject: magic frog  Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:19 am | |
| A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack." |
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Kw!st!ne
sannin
 
Age : 25
Joined : 02 Mar 2008
Posts : 1655
Location : somewhere
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:29 am | |
| super funny... hahaha... kaloko na babae... wais...
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everything in life is a two-edged sword... the thin division of labeling it as an opportunity or a problem is determined by our cognition... it's a matter of how you see it... now, is your glass "half-empty or half-full?" |
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mae
Anbu Assasin
Age : 23
Joined : 24 Jun 2007
Posts : 118
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:52 am | |
| haha
dpat ganyan ka
wais lahat ng gurlz
hhehe
am jaz kidding....... |
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Kw!st!ne
sannin
Age : 25
Joined : 02 Mar 2008
Posts : 1655
Location : somewhere
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:39 pm | |
| hahaha... naniniwala ako sa karma eh... hehehe... pero madami ganyan na babae...
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everything in life is a two-edged sword... the thin division of labeling it as an opportunity or a problem is determined by our cognition... it's a matter of how you see it... now, is your glass "half-empty or half-full?" |
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WaitingInVainNoMore
Hokage
 
Age : 15
Joined : 19 Jan 2008
Posts : 3707
Location : kabacan
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:04 pm | |
| cool. haha
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mae
Anbu Assasin
Age : 23
Joined : 24 Jun 2007
Posts : 118
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:31 pm | |
| ang karma
is in our minds lng yan
if u beliv in it
meron nga
but 
if we beliv na ala 
tlgang karma hehe
then we can say na
its jaz ok to be
wais...........
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Kw!st!ne
sannin
Age : 25
Joined : 02 Mar 2008
Posts : 1655
Location : somewhere
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:07 am | |
| that's my personal rule in life... huwag manloko kasi kapag bumalik, mas matindi... kahit sa Bible, sinasabi yan eh... so if you don't believe in it, okay lang... that's your opinion... as for me, i stick with my personal rule... mahirap yung magiging happy ka pero at the expense of others... at intentional pa... hindi humane... FOR ME...
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everything in life is a two-edged sword... the thin division of labeling it as an opportunity or a problem is determined by our cognition... it's a matter of how you see it... now, is your glass "half-empty or half-full?" |
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Belot
Hokage
Age : 23
Joined : 12 Jun 2007
Posts : 5199
Location : Rio Grande St. Kabacan, Cotabato ^_^
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:58 pm | |
| wahihihi... bad cheetah iyang asawa.. ^_^
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diSenChaNt3D
Anbu
Age : 59
Joined : 21 Jul 2007
Posts : 432
Location : siaso, kbcan
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:52 am | |
| a bad cheetah with a mild heart.  |
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aime dhannielle
Jounin
Age : 23
Joined : 26 Apr 2008
Posts : 699
Location : city of fruits and highland springs
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:11 pm | |
| hahahha
nice.........
intellegent
toinkz
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ComputerVoltageRegulator
Hokage
 
Age : 21
Joined : 14 Jan 2008
Posts : 4473
Location : La Verna
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:47 pm | |
| wawa naman ung husband nia..hahaha
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zYanne_jmj
Hokage
Age : 22
Joined : 08 Jun 2007
Posts : 2240
Location : Old Trafford, Manchester City
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:50 pm | |
| i dont like this joke.. what if ur husband is serious sayo.. na lahat gawin nya para sau. tapos ganunin mo lang xxa. dat means wala kang pagmamahal sa knya..
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Strat-G
Admin
Age : 21
Joined : 05 May 2007
Posts : 3088
Location : Pulang Bato
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:54 pm | |
| funny bah un....xempre sa inyo....bias.
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aime dhannielle
Jounin
Age : 23
Joined : 26 Apr 2008
Posts : 699
Location : city of fruits and highland springs
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:37 am | |
| | jam master jay wrote: | | i dont like this joke.. what if ur husband is serious sayo.. na lahat gawin nya para sau. tapos ganunin mo lang xxa. dat means wala kang pagmamahal sa knya.. |
weeeee
dont take it seriously pow
di nmn totoong
may powers ung frog
hmmmmmm
swerte q if ever
sana i cud find a guy
whose man enuf
na gawin nia lhat for me
meron pb ganun?
hope so
meron....
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eric01_gem01
Anbu Squadleader
Age : 17
Joined : 14 Sep 2008
Posts : 192
Location : kabacan,but i'm from kidapawan city
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:37 pm | |
| | aswheheheh mayaman na wais pa at maganda |
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