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How To Loose 25 Inches

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VirgoBuffalo
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PostSubject: How To Loose 25 Inches   Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:09 pm

Once upon a time there was a man with a 25 inch penis.

Any guy would be excited to have such a big penis, but this man was not.

So one day his friend told him about a witch who could help him.

So the friend gave the man the witch's address.

The next day he visited the witch.

After telling the witch his problems she asked to she his penis.

After showing her, she thought for awhile and finally came up with an answer.

"Go into the woods and find a frog.

Ask the frog to marry you and each time it says no, your gigantic jewels will shrink 5 inches."

The man quickly ran to the woods.

After searching for an hour he finally found a frog.

He ran up to it and asked it to marry him.

"NO Thank You" the frog said.

The man looked down and watched his penis go from 25 inches to 20.

The man asked the frog two more times, and again, it replied no.

Once he was at 15 inches he thought 10 inches would be perfect, so he went up to the frog and asked it to marry him.

The frog replied.

"How many times do I have to tell you.... NO, NO, NO"

The man looked down at his jewels and watched it go from 15 to 10, and from 10 to 5, and finally from 5 to not even a centimeter.
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PostSubject: Re: How To Loose 25 Inches   Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:14 pm

wahahahahaha
di kc kuntento
weeeeh
lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: How To Loose 25 Inches   Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:31 am

haha..nakulitan ang frog sa kanya..haha
ang tanung ko is pano ulit lalaki ang penis nia kahit 10 inches man lang??..
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VirgoBuffalo
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Location : city of fruits and highland springs

PostSubject: Re: How To Loose 25 Inches   Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:40 pm

wow
grabe
10 inches
sobra nmn un cvr

haha
forever n xang ganun
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weeeeeeeee
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ScorpioGoat
Age : 17
Joined : 14 Sep 2008
Posts : 192
Location : kabacan,but i'm from kidapawan city

PostSubject: Re: How To Loose 25 Inches   Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:36 pm

YAN KC HEHEHEH TIGNAN MO WALA NA
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LibraDragon
Age : 20
Joined : 15 Sep 2008
Posts : 24

PostSubject: Re: How To Loose 25 Inches   Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:46 pm

wooott...
yan kc d makuntento...
lols
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LibraRooster
Age : 15
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Posts : 253

PostSubject: Re: How To Loose 25 Inches   Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:48 pm

ang laki.........prang sa kabayo
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ScorpioGoat
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Posts : 192
Location : kabacan,but i'm from kidapawan city

PostSubject: Re: How To Loose 25 Inches   Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:14 pm

DI AHH PARANG ELEPANTE SABIHIN MO WHAHHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: How To Loose 25 Inches   Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:20 pm

d kc mkuntento hehe yan tuloy wala na..
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PostSubject: Re: How To Loose 25 Inches   Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:59 am

yikes.
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AriesDog
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PostSubject: Re: How To Loose 25 Inches   Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:53 pm

tsk.tsk.tsk. Yan kasi... hehe.
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