Genezyde
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|  Subject: Priceless Words  Wed May 07, 2008 6:41 pm | |
| Priceless words
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".
Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Moral
Self-induced hangover - Php 500.00
Broken Door - Php 1000.OO
Breakfast - Php 50.oo
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "
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Kwistine
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| | Subject: Re: Priceless Words Wed May 07, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| bwahaha... two-edged man ito uy... could be that the wife is ugly kaya the guy said something like that... harharhar
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Genezyde
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| | Subject: Re: Priceless Words Thu May 08, 2008 8:36 am | |
| Hehehe...pwede rin ate..... Logic.
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aime dhannielle
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| | Subject: Re: Priceless Words Sun May 18, 2008 4:09 pm | |
| hehe,
nyc nman n2.......
two edge sword?
cguro ang ganda ng wife z paningin nia dat tym...
weeeeeeeeee
but at least
khit n z ganung action ng husband, khit
na cno cgurong asawa
matutuwa db?
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MahabaBaMasyadoAngNameKo?
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| | Subject: Re: Priceless Words Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:07 am | |
| | Kwistine wrote: | | bwahaha... two-edged man ito uy... could be that the wife is ugly kaya the guy said something like that... harharhar |
banG! hindi naman cguro mapancn ng tao ung itsura nung isa pag lasing na dba? grbe naman toh. hehe
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aime dhannielle
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| | Subject: Re: Priceless Words Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:23 am | |
| | nyc......................weeeeeeee |
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diSenChaNt3D
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| | Subject: Re: Priceless Words Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:15 pm | |
| | it wasn't a two-edge kc there is a saying "lahat maganda para sa taong lasing"...peace mam... |
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